I couldn’t ask my dear friend Bachelor #1 because girl X from the rival dance group has been hooking up with him.
So I decided to ask my other dear friend Bachelor #2. Know what he says? “Oh, I’m actually already going with girl X.”
LIKE DAMN GIRL LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US
SOMEONE TELL HER TO SHARE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE
I’M RUNNING OUT OF FRIENDS