Dear Postman, Love Nobody
So I have to find a date to the Dance Formal on Friday.

I couldn’t ask my dear friend Bachelor #1 because girl X from the rival dance group has been hooking up with him. 

So I decided to ask my other dear friend Bachelor #2. Know what he says? “Oh, I’m actually already going with girl X.”

LIKE DAMN GIRL LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US

SOMEONE TELL HER TO SHARE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

I’M RUNNING OUT OF FRIENDS

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Hitchcock, “Rear View Window”
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Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.
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'its too hot to wear all black'

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